Funny Sys-Admin Toon

I was sent this and it made my day.Original was here.Hope this helps.All information is provided on an AS-IS basis, with no warranties and confers no rights.

Funny Newspaper Article

At the height of the gale, the harbourmaster radioed a coastguard on the spot and asked him to estimate the wind speed. He replied that he was sorry, but he didn't have a gauge. However, if it was any help, the wind had just blown his Land Rover off the cliff.(Aberdeen Evening Express)

Converting Excel to CSV using PowerShell

Quick Script: Converting Excel[.xls] to Comma Separated Value[.csv]Many times my data is in .xls format and I really need it in .csv to leverage the accessibility of the Import-CSV cmdlet.I found this code on the '' web forum: LinkScript:$xlCSV=6$Excelfilename = "file.xls"$CSVfilename = "file.csv"$Excel = New-Object -comobject Excel.Application$Excel.Visible = $False$Excel.displayalerts=$False$Workbook = $Excel.Workbooks.Open($ExcelFileName)$Workbook.SaveAs($CSVfilename,$xlCSV)$Excel.Quit()If(ps excel){kill -name excel}I have …

VMWare Fusion 3.X – TCP\IP and DHCP Configuration

How To: Modify VMWare Fusion 3.x Network Configurations and DHCP Configuration.I am in the process of building a Microsoft Windows lab environment within VMWare Fusion 3 on my MAC.I want to run an isolated "Host Based" network environment utilizing the DHCP services within VMWare Fusion.Tasks: Change VMNET Interface IP Addresses Change the DHCP settings for …